Michael Jordan Mentality

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have

“Jhit don’t got Michael Jordan Mentality”

by BIGGERBEEF January 29, 2022

Michael Smart

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart

by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021

Michael Stobbart

Likes to look at little kids

Michael Stobbart has a foot fetish He is also a bash at Fortnite

Guy: I really like feet
Other Guy: Ok then Michael Stobbart

by Benlikeslily May 25, 2019

michael millward

Very determined man that will finish the day in a victory. Also can't be stopped.

Michael Millward will dominate this world.

by Michael Millward February 13, 2018

Pulling a Michael

Being a jobless hermit until your mid twenties.

Guy 1: Hey has Frank got a job yet?
Guy 2: Nah, From what I hear he's pulling a Michael.

by Will1874 January 13, 2021

mayor michael nutter

he uses the word jawn, because hes a DAYYUUUMM black guy.

Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.

by hitlertoall September 6, 2016

Michael Pena

A guy who drinks hotdog water for hydration during basketball games. His brother Rico hates him.

“You see that light skinned guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.”

by BigNorth January 19, 2022