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Michael

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
by notanoob101 July 26, 2018
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Michael A.S.

Good at all sports ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Michael A.S. : yooooooo look at that cat that thing did a flip
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*
by Dog_water69420 February 28, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a big black man actually heโ€™s small black man because heโ€™s petite and tiny.
Person: Who in the freak is Michael

Me: A small blackish man thatโ€™s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh
by whateverboi December 6, 2023
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Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions
Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning
by Inini February 27, 2024
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Jorge Michael

The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.
(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol
by Sigys November 22, 2021
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Michael leed

When you excel at a task at the highest possible level.
Yo I just "michael leed" that girl and now she tryna have my kids.

Yo I just "michael leed" today and make a billion dollars.

Yo i heard "Michael Lee" got a fat cock
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Michael

a young bloke with a very attractive body. we all know you want to fuck him. he also has a big dick
by M_Miguel22 March 13, 2022
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