To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
by notanoob101 July 26, 2018

by Dog_water69420 February 28, 2021

Person: Who in the freak is Michael
Me: A small blackish man thatโs kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh
Me: A small blackish man thatโs kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh
by whateverboi December 6, 2023

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions
by Inini February 27, 2024

The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.
What profession do you think he would had been?.
(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol
by Sigys November 22, 2021

Yo I just "michael leed" that girl and now she tryna have my kids.
Yo I just "michael leed" today and make a billion dollars.
Yo i heard "Michael Lee" got a fat cock
Yo I just "michael leed" today and make a billion dollars.
Yo i heard "Michael Lee" got a fat cock
by Hadi Hassan, Aaron Zaretsky August 18, 2024

i want to fuck michael
by M_Miguel22 March 13, 2022
