Michael

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.

Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.

by notanoob101 July 26, 2018

Michael A.S.

Good at all sports 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Michael A.S. : yooooooo look at that cat that thing did a flip
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*

by Dog_water69420 February 28, 2021

Michael

Michael is a big black man actually he’s small black man because he’s petite and tiny.

Person: Who in the freak is Michael

Me: A small blackish man that’s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh

by whateverboi December 6, 2023

Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions

Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning

by Inini February 27, 2024

Jorge Michael

The fetus that lives in a Jar of the 2nd floor Science Laboratory of the institution Sion. He did not lived enough to develop consciousness but he did lived enough to develop a micro-penis.
What profession do you think he would had been?.

(stranger) : ew! what is that groos thing over there?
(x) : thats Jorge Michael, you can also call it Yorch Maikol

by Sigys November 22, 2021

Michael leed

When you excel at a task at the highest possible level.

Yo I just "michael leed" that girl and now she tryna have my kids.

Yo I just "michael leed" today and make a billion dollars.

Yo i heard "Michael Lee" got a fat cock

by Hadi Hassan, Aaron Zaretsky August 18, 2024

Michael

a young bloke with a very attractive body. we all know you want to fuck him. he also has a big dick

i want to fuck michael

by M_Miguel22 March 13, 2022