by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
Get the Facebook Music mug.A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022
Get the Facebook Syphilis mug.person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
person 2: i agree
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
Get the facebook mom mug.by juddily June 30, 2022
Get the facebook mom mug.A term older people describe available information that is set to public. Kind of the like the public library but information on Facebook in groups or pages sometimes even snooping on someone public profile.
by Petshopgirl August 17, 2022
Get the On The Public Facebook mug.I went on Facebook the other day and read that the two llamas from "MargaretYorkshire78" died because of their veganism.
by gabale September 13, 2022
Get the Facebook mug.The uniquely generational whiplash of watching a once-cool college network devolve into a digital family reunion hall, marketplace, propaganda engine, and memory prison. The trauma is multifaceted: the horror of old, cringe posts resurfacing via "Memories," the stress of navigating political rants from relatives, the paranoia of its omnipotent ad targeting, and the sadness of seeing it become a ghost town for your peers, populated only by ads and aunt-level memes. It's the platform that refuses to let you or your past die, forcing you to constantly confront a younger, dumber version of yourself.
Example: "His Facebook 'On This Day' feature is a personalized trauma engine. Every morning, it serves him a political take from 2010, a bad haircut from 2014, and a photo of an ex. He stays on only to manage the community group for his apartment building, which is just people arguing about parking." Trauma from Facebook
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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