eat your stump

Eating a dick

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it

by Curse of Yig June 24, 2017

Eating Dis Order

When several people are ordering at a restaurant and someone orders something big or good or deep fried and then some skinny bitch at the table orders like a side salad or a cup of tea or some other weird try hard skinny bitch shit basically the order itself is a dis to the person who originally ordered.

Yeah I don’t know like I hope she’s okay and healthy and everything but last time we went out together she kept going to the bathroom alone and then didn’t order anything all night I feel like she might have an eating dis order.

by BobFlossy April 22, 2023

Eat-a-thon

1. An eating contest.sometimes timed
Where the object is to consume as much food as possible in a given amount of time. (Think adam. Richie's man. Vs food) 2
2. Same as above. Difference being what is being "eaten" (in this. A. Cunnilingus contest)

1.bill: how did you like the buffalo wings cook-off? Mike:. Loved it! It was an absolute eat-a-thon! 2. Did you see those women from the intra mural. Team? Yah. Would love to have an eat-athon with every single one of them!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

eat breakfast

Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.

I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.

by billfordjr March 1, 2024

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

The Lego movie eats taco bell

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time. It’s basically about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves.

“I regret reading dipper goes to Taco Bell!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”

by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024