Dudley-Do-Right

The Dudley-Do-Right is when a guy sits backwards on the toilet seat to trim or shave his pubic region. By doing this, all the access trimmings falls into the toilet water providing an easy clean up. It also gives men access to the hard to reach gooch area with no hardship.

One man looks at another man in a locker room shower (no homo) and says, "ah dude, that trim job is perfect"! To which, the other man replies "Yeah, I used the 'Dudley-Do-Right'... easy clean up".

by MCDpro February 22, 2011

DO NOT GO TO PORTSMOUTH

It's a outcry to open and willing DRUNK women in the Hampton Roads, VA area to never leave the bar with Navy men.

A friend drunk texts you and says they may go home with a group of hotties. You reply QUICKLY with "DO NOT GO TO PORTSMOUTH!"

by Drunken Wisdom May 5, 2009

i don't do

When you're too good to do something. Refusing to do a certain task, or wear a certain type of clothing because it is beneath you.

I don't do flats. They're trashy.

I don't do garbage. Save it for someone else.

by Just me me me February 20, 2010

Can I do

This verb is a colloquialism used in modern American slang, especially in restaurants, bars, coffee shops, in place of "may I have"

"Can I do... an iced latte with two pumps of hazelnut and skim milk?"
"Can I do a cherry coke with large fries?"

by HoneyLoverXXX May 28, 2018

we do it for marzipan

An excuse to get Strong Sad to search for the Yello-Dello.

Right, right - we do it for Marzipan.

by hormstaw runnor September 11, 2003

fo shigga do

for sure, a term of agreement

Hey homie g we should watch a flick tonight.
fo shigga do that'd be double tight.

by Jeff October 1, 2003

Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.

That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

by thedzone October 3, 2009