13. December

National fuck your girlfriend day

-hey babe let's

•why?
- cause it's 13. December

by Sak milos ne? December 13, 2021

December 13

The day of kings.

December 13th is the day of kings!

by ur mothers lawn mower December 9, 2021

december 5

bazoonga a girl on her period

boy: do you want to have bazoonga?
girl: yes but i’m on my period
boy: oh well, it’s december 5th

by ggrgjjy December 1, 2020

December 7

it’s national hug your girlfriend/crush day! make sure you do it, you won’t forget it!

“hey babe come here *hugs”
girl: “what was that for?”
“it’s December 7, remember?”

by flopper-lover <3 December 6, 2021

December 23rd

When you make out with ur boyfriend/girlfriend on this day cuz why not!?!

boy: *making out* why r we doin this?

girl: its December 23rd

by Marthaunsa December 16, 2022

December 17

National kiss any birthday boy/girl day

Oh my god today is December 17 national kiss any birthday boy/girl day

by sdaaaa October 22, 2022

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023