shane coles

He's IRREPLACEABLE, a collectable, just like FINE CHINA!! 💙💙💙

You know you've got it ALL when you have Shane Coles.

by Yours forever, K March 1, 2018

hull college

Educational establishment in the city of Kingston-upon-Hull offering courses for those aged 14+. Comprising a 14-16 college, Further Education college and Higher Education centre for the Open University, the Hull campus is bustling with inactivity. The “Hull College Group” also somehow manage to ‘operate’ colleges in Goole and Harrogate.

Famously known for ‘losing’ £10m whilst the Chief Executive went on ‘gardening leave’ in 2017, the institution suffers from worsening money problems and dropping student numbers and satisfaction rates.

The HE centre is overshadowed by a real HE provider, the University of Hull, which results in course leaders having to play dirty, lying to prospective students, in order to ensure their application. This, however, should not be regarded as their fault and they are simply safeguarding their jobs and families for another year, as if a course doesn’t get enough students, it is simply terminated and any existing students are abandoned.

Are you unqualified, lazy, incapable, and generally just want a degree that says you have a degree? Hull College is the place for you.

“Where did you attend University?”
“Oh, in Hull.”
“It’s nice there, I looked at Hull University”
*cringes and hopes no further questions are asked*

“I studied at Hull School of Performing Arts”
“I’ve not heard of that one.”
“Yeah, it’s sadly part of Hull College.”

by Jeremy Beautiful Chest March 25, 2018

ellie coles

The type of road/girly girl who finds it hard to trust people so she then pushs her fake friends anyway(as she calls them)because she feels like shes been on her own all this time.she know how to defend herself because she thinks no ones got her back ...starting to drift apart from her friends as she thinks they will just forget about her.she also has anger issues which are hard to control ...she never wants to ruin everyone elses day so she keeps her emotions in until she gets home thats when she starts crying late at night trying not to wake her family

Ellie coles are you ok

Yes i guess

by Oh well May 16, 2018

Wild Collection

A line of deodorants and antiperspirants whose names are composed of the name of a wild animal e.g. "Wolf" and a random word that only remotely relates to the wild animal e.g. "Thorn" To make the name, they just smash those words together e.g. "Wolfthorn" Despite the uncreative names, most of them smell great. Scents include Wolfthorn, Bearglove, Lionpride, Hawkridge, Foxcrest, and Krakengärd.

"Hey, nice scent! What is it?"
"Thank you, it's Wolfthorn. Part of Old Spice's Wild Collection."

by FreddyThePickle August 16, 2018

Somerville College

The loveliest college of the University of Oxford.

I'm so happy at Somerville College, everyone is friendly and the site is wonderful!

by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

Seabrooke college

The school is for downsyndrome rejects that who have no life and are going too have no job. it is for people who have been kicked out of mainstream school for being cunts

‘She goes too seabrooke college, she’s naughty’

‘Be careful, he goes too seabrooke’

by Abcdeofjds January 16, 2019

Northwest College

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.

"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."

by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019