The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.
by therealslimmyshade April 09, 2021
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Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies
“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist
by ThëMÏlkMãn March 17, 2024
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boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money
You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax
by PedalPower August 17, 2017
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boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!
by looocheli February 02, 2016
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Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
by KingAlldis May 01, 2022
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boner blazing

in a sexually aggravated state, horny, having an erection
I busted into the room with her, kissing her, groping her, boner blazing
by blaisereg July 20, 2019
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Boner Boost

When a man cant get a boner and takes too much viagra that he passes out.
Carl: Dude my dad had a boner boost last night we almost had to call the ambulance

Derek: Dude thats badass. I need to try that!
by QskRandomzz February 20, 2011
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