Boner

Best feeling home alone, worst feeling in public.

(In public)

Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!

(At home)

Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….

by Sumonegotabonereadinthis March 19, 2022

Boner

1: a dick move

2: blood in yo pp

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge

by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022

Boner

pp go up

Person1 : oh no boner 😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵
pp : go up

by HoomanMonke January 26, 2022

liminal boner

Images or spaces provoking such a strong liminal feeling it arouses the viewer.

Oh man, this hallway is giving me a massive liminal boner.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 1, 2022

leftover boner

the period of time in which after you ejaculate, you still have a full erection

"Aw man I still have leftover boner, I guess you have to give me ANOTHER handjob!"

by rock Stinson February 8, 2022

Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.

i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here

by tuckboi February 9, 2022