by Slippery Wibbler November 8, 2017

by jhoka September 13, 2020

"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"
by Gymnosperm July 29, 2010

by humanboner November 14, 2015

Boyfriend: Hey babe I could use some boner support while your away for 2months.
Girlfriend: Don't worry I'll give you one or a few everyday ;) .
Girlfriend: Don't worry I'll give you one or a few everyday ;) .
by IvyPoe April 15, 2016

Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 2, 2021

by NateTheHater April 13, 2014
