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Boner Bout

A boner has to go up and down to be considered a bout. Like a boner roller coaster.
When the porn starts getting weird, you know it's going to be a boner bout.
by Slippery Wibbler November 8, 2017
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Boner

Make sure when you order....get boners only! No nuggets
by jhoka September 13, 2020
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boner corner

The section between your junk and the inside of your thigh.
"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"
by Gymnosperm July 29, 2010
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human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.
"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"
by humanboner November 14, 2015
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Boner Support

Some form of information that helps a boner form.
Boyfriend: Hey babe I could use some boner support while your away for 2months.
Girlfriend: Don't worry I'll give you one or a few everyday ;) .
by IvyPoe April 15, 2016
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boner

The one thing a guy doesn't want to get when speaking to the principal/teacher.
Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 2, 2021
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Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck
My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner
by NateTheHater April 13, 2014
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