Fortnite

A battle royale game so popular and overrated that even the most normie of the Staceys and Chads have tried to jump on the bandwagon.

Stacey: OMG, Harry, you have Fortnite on your iPad? Can you give me an invite please?

Harry: I don’t have any.

Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!

Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!

by A nerdy geek May 25, 2018

Fortnite

Literally the definition of gay and makes kids break there TVs

Oh look at him he’s playing fortnite this is why I want to end the world

by Yeetlordus November 30, 2019

Fortnite Bones

Bones so skinny they only come from a Fortntie player

Damn Chris you gonna need some Muscle Milk For them Fortnite Bones

Holy Heck Lil Memer you got a bad case of Fortnite Bones

by Desmond McSeasons Jr October 15, 2018

Fortnite-19

A worldwide pandemic in which little children get addicted to the Fortnite video game and can’t stop playing or talking about it, ever.

Owen plays Fortnite 24/7 and doesn’t stop till he’s 6,000 pounds. So he has Fortnite-19

by Yeet0110 March 3, 2021

Fortnite

It works better than a condom because it keeps you from losing your virginity.

Yesterday I almost lost my virginity but then I found Fortnite.

by Parky Sparky January 31, 2019

Fortnite

A type of cancer that is more common in men than the other 69 genders, will cause your girlfriend to break up with you and will cause school shooters untill becoming unpopular in 2019

Oh shit here comes dat boi playing fortnite again

by TheFlameGod May 25, 2018

Fortnite

a popular free game played by virgins and 3 year olds.

dumbass #1: "FORTNITE BATTLE PASSSSS"
dumbass #2: "I JUST SHIT... OUT MY ASSSSSS"

by 💪😐🫵 September 7, 2022