by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the If That Is Your Daughter Then Let Me Haunted Housemug. A place where inexperienced stupid males go under the impression they is a hot puss to be had. Poor ugly troll-like younglings are love bombed and overwhelmed by the sheer whoring skills of the Matrons vagina. Guarnteed to be still warm from the 13-60 year old that just blasted it full 30 minutes before you dropped in. You will believe her lies of being really wet and turned on for you, but actually its just another mans ejaculate you are licking and rubbing allover your cock balls and asshole. Like a puppy that knows no better you will give your self totally, to the Succubus's Charm. You will sacrifice your mind, body and spirit, and she will consume all while you are hexed and vexed whallering in other male jizz then she will spit out the shell that is left for you to die alone covered in seamen . Unless you are a smart young whelp and double wrap your penis and resist her whorecraft and hit it and make a smooth getaway as she is in the washroom and vanish with a quick witted excuse.. Other wise say your prayers you have been warned of the evil that lies within the house.
Diesel Dick #1 :Hey did you hear, Hathaway House has vacancy.
Invisible Dick #1: Id rather drink jet fuel and piss up a burning rope.
Invisible Dick #1: Id rather drink jet fuel and piss up a burning rope.
by Deviled Bacon July 19, 2022
Get the Hathaway Housemug. when an ordinary woman turns to prostitution, and builds the construction to house alot of penis in her beaver. Then her gay lover comes in and she uses this term as a code name for the suprise mexican love tap
Mike " hey is your door unlocked ? "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "
by Kluckapps October 13, 2007
Get the beaver housingmug. The kind your mum slaps on you when you're still living at home and flop a uni exam. Includes revoked social privileges, guilt-tripping, and being treated like you're 9 again.
Mate: "Get keen for tonight"
Me: "Can't. Mum’s put me on house arrest again cause i failed that anat exam."
Mate: "Tiger Mum"
Me: "Can't. Mum’s put me on house arrest again cause i failed that anat exam."
Mate: "Tiger Mum"
by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025
Get the House Arrestmug. by HerediaT September 7, 2016
Get the smoke down the housemug. by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
Get the White Housemug. by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024
Get the Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins housemug.