Jack Law

fuck up

jack law is a fuck up

by Summer Mitchell July 31, 2021

Charlie's Law

The natural phenomenon that describes the attraction between two people named Charlie for no other reason than having the name of Charlie.

I don't know why Im attracted to him... we're both named Charlie...must be Charlie's Law!

by Josuke Higashikata 99 June 24, 2022

Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.

Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!

by me.....really May 7, 2021

law

something that is meant to be broken

“let’s go break a law”

“ok”

by ifuckedmyexbsfsboyfriend<3 February 12, 2022

co-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's husband.

co-granduncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Rivaldo's Law

When a person, typically rated 7/10 in attractiveness, predominantly associates with others of the same attractiveness level. Often observed in social circles where people of similar looks stick together.

"That 7/10 really hangs with a lot of other 7/10's. Yeah dude, that's Rivaldo's Law."

by RivaldoRiet July 17, 2024

Jaylen law

A term used to describe a member of the LGBTQA community. A person of color in the rainbow of gender.

“It’s ok to be a Jaylen law, it’s pride month so let your colors show”

by The simp king June 14, 2021