sally pinecone 

Someone who shoves pinecones up their ass

"She gave herself a Sally pinecone"

sally pinecone by Tampons Lol June 15, 2016

salt the pineapple 

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

salt the pineapple by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

SALT

Fake sugar, creating the appearance of generosity or of affection in exchange for generosity, without the intention or ability of following through, or in an attempt to take advantage, or clumsily due to ignorance or inexperience.

That sugar daddy was all salt, made like he was inviting me out to some top shelf place, but that joint was beat, he showed up in last year's gear driving a cracked-up Daewoo, and he had nothing else for me.

SALT by SebastienRio April 4, 2016

saltacious

An extreme level of saltiness... Rather than saying salty, someone could say saltacious to imply a larger extent.

Are you still saltacious that I slid in your girl's DM's?

saltacious by Jdmkid62 September 10, 2016

Salt my potatoes 

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

Salt my potatoes by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

Sally'ed 

Bent over and fucked

Dude 1: Call me Sally and fuck me god dammit!

Dude 2: Wtf you just dawg?

Dude: I just got fucking Sally'ed

Sally'ed by DJ Doge June 3, 2016

Salt

Gamer lingo that is short for "salty tears".This phrase is used when someone takes defeat poorly.

The other team showed much salt when they lost.

Salt by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016