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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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cades penis

“Have you heard how big cades penis is?” Yea molly, I took that whole Pringle’s Can last night.”
by Cadea6703 August 3, 2019
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Penis shark

Two gay guys hotly pursuing each other....
Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!
by Jevolve August 21, 2019
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Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe
Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis
by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019
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Stale Penis

A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people
Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.
by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018
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Todd's penis

Large boomerang that comes back for more and more
Todd's penis is a large boomerang
by ButterNips June 8, 2018
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penis fruit

Someone who either is either looking for easy dick or trying to get easy head, but they aren’t getting it.
by Killakeemstar December 18, 2017
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