parked

(adj.) not going anywhere like a parked car; not great

I spent hours on this TikTok that I thought would go viral, but it's totally parked.

I loved the first movie, but the sequel is parked.

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

pleasnt park

its a community where a group of real niggas live

real gang bangers live out pleasnt park

by mmmmmpoppittt May 13, 2023

Valley Park School

A school in Maidstone, Kent where everyone reeks of BO, smashes their iPads and is generally annoying. A place where people also think that they are better than everyone else.

A: I got moved to Valley Park School.
B: I feel bad for you.

by secretsome1 October 8, 2023

Kawasaki water park

While having relations, the male pulls out, twists their penis and makes a motorbike sound while ejaculating.

I gave Janet in accounting the ol Kawasaki Water Park.

by EL beau August 12, 2023

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

Hebbel Park

noun; slang word used by racist asb students at Branham High School in San Jose, California. used to refer to their local park, located a street away from the high school itself.

Person 1: hey wanna go to Hebbel Park?
Person 2: absolutely not i would rather disturb minorities

by not a asb student from branham September 30, 2020

Parked

Something that feels like it’s not moving but is

Ugh this day is so Parked

by Guy Him March 9, 2024