Nashville Flat Top

You come back from brunch after a night out in Nashville, and your first coffee-fueled, post-alcohol dump of the day is knocking at the door. You get to your room to find the maid cleaning the toilet and you have no choice but to go in the sink.

I got back to my hotel room, but the maid was in there, and I couldn’t hold it, so I had no choice but to make it a Nashville Flat Top.

by Geckster August 14, 2021

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Top O' The Marmot

A common sunny day greeting in the Olympic National Park backpacking community. Origins circa 2019.

Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!

by Stormtrooper#7 September 21, 2019

Top Spinner

One who spins the top and a strange, white liquid soon comes out of the "top"

Hey shit look at that top spinner, jizzing all over his mother's vagina (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

by word son! August 18, 2003

Top g

The one above all

Adrian Vargas is the top g

by Ballerman307 July 18, 2022

5 to 6 top

A overlap of tarmac road above a largely used motorway or dual carriageway.

Jesus! Have you seen the 5 to 6 top?

by edward gaming September 2, 2022

TOPS

Tired Of People's Shit (acronym)

I'm so TOPS in this world!

by Vanessa Wilson August 5, 2025