A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener
Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
by purplenurple420 February 4, 2019
Get the Michael Langmug. by geuis November 25, 2017
Get the holden michael billiotmug. The definition of someone who is obsessed with silk bed sheets. Often times gets mistaken as a Chinese princess, and loves to volunteer at local schools. Michael is lost in thoughts and many times can not be pulled out until someone he trusts is able to do that for him. Michael most likely had friends that stay with the letter A,J,M,B,D,K,C. He enjoys long letters to prison mates and may have even made those friends when he was in jail too. (Yes, they are quite baddies). This doesn’t stop Michael from experience the world with a live to travel. Quite afraid of kangaroos, his fierce, sassy attitude will whip them away.
by Moo moo mr cow May 3, 2021
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by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018
Get the Michael Marlowemug. michael is the best boyfriend in the world even tho he is very annoying sometimes, he has a very nice smile and he is very sexy but hes kinda of stupid. i like him a lot
by k_123 November 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.