James

the most handsome man on the existence of the human race. he is the sweetest soul to walk the earth. if you have a james, you are one lucky mf.

someone: woahhh that guy is so hot!
kylie: oh yeah ofc! its james!

by ilovemybfsm July 27, 2023

James

James. An amazing and wonderful person. Who is super funny, smart and cute. He says things that make your heart want to explode with sweetness. He is hotter than both R.Ls and Andrews but not fire. Fire is hot.

You are such a James right now honey.

by RueIIe June 9, 2021

James Markel

Some kid who wishes he did a sport

wow that kid in spanish is a real james markel!

by jackelly02iscool April 30, 2019

James

A guy with a massive penis, but hes so humble about it so you probably wont realize if you're a man.

"Holy shit James, thats huge"

by Get the ____ Mug September 14, 2022

James

James is the name given to heavy kids , if you know a James he’s usually the sickest kid ever also known to be super super horny and can get you pregnant just of looking at you

Bend me over and James me

by Hellohelloisitmeyourlookingfor November 22, 2021

James

An educated man with the intellect equal to or surpassing that of Stephen Hawking. With a great physique this man is one of the most fine humanoid specimens on the face of the planet.

Dumb Person: Is that who I think it is?

Dumb Person #2: IT IS
James: *Proceeds to share his superior intellect with the world*
*Dumb People proceed to be eradicated*

by WonTon445 May 15, 2021

LeBron James

1. A star for the lakers who abandoned Cleveland and Miami like a retard. Glazed widely by some internet users as a joke or seriously. Nearing the end of his career.

2. To deliberately abandon two of one’s friends for a friend who is more popular.

Person 1: “That fuckface Johnny is trying to pull a LeBron James on me.”
Person 2: “Bro, he’s trying to do that to me too.”

by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025