Fuck Fees

Any monetary, health, or emotional distress resulting from having sex with someone.

He was stuck paying a high alimony and/or child support. He's really paying the Fuck Fees.

by Oberon247 May 17, 2008

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Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

by cincycats51 May 14, 2014

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sonic fuck

When you fuck her at the speed of sound

"He sonic fucked me hard in the ass i cried"

by HoodWiggaCoonFace April 5, 2015

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A Fucking Mike

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016

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Skin Fucked

When you try to hack into another gamer's Fortnite account to steal their skins and they end up taking yours.

My friend skin fucked BigBagJayy when he tried to hack into his Fortnite account to steal his vbucks and skins. BigBagJayy is the worst hacker in history and as a result, no longer has any skins.

by TreeChopper011 July 25, 2018

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Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary

by slappos October 15, 2019

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