Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

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You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

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Eating in the Dog

Eating in the dog occurs when the woman is on the bed on all 4's like a dog. The man approaches the bed and with a slight bend at the waist goes in and eats.

Honey, go wash your asshole I'm eating in the dog tonight!

by KneeGrows1234 May 7, 2019

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