by Ihatedick October 9, 2009
Get the Dick Cheny mug."Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"
by LacklustreShine November 7, 2007
Get the Prisoner's Dick mug.When a man's dick is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. Consequently, his piss runs down his balls before it reaches the toilet.
I dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf dick.
"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."
Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"
Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."
Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"
Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
by 352 Boys April 23, 2011
Get the Shelf Dick mug.A dick that is literally shaped like a potato.
Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
*Watching porn with friend, no homo*
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
by chronowarp January 10, 2014
Get the Potato Dick mug.The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.
Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.
by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011
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Get the Twinkle Dick mug.An act of masturbation most men engage in to start their day. It usually happens in the morning during a really long shower,after a workout, or after work in order to get the lead out.
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
by theseven September 6, 2014
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