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bushed

to “get bushed” or “bush yourself” is to be caught in act of masturbating or watching porn in school.
“Dude! Isaac totally bushed himself in class with an ad for fury porn!”
by RockHardHonkers August 30, 2023
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Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!
Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
by Stoney69 June 22, 2022
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Jack's Wee Wee Bush

The bush that the famous YouTuber, JackSucksAtLife had a wee in. Commonly mentioned in a lot of his videos.
"I went to visit Jack's Wee Wee Bush yesterday to collect a sample of his DNA."
by SatansTroll November 12, 2022
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Bill Bush

Bill bush probably hopes he could some girls by the pussy like trump
by Spiderpenguin October 24, 2016
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bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.
Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!
by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017
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Bush Tucka

hey i am headed the the Bush Tucka to throw some gas on the fire and catch a smoke
by Nat Wilkes July 24, 2008
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apple bush

An amazing person with the first name that’s a plant, a boy has given them this nickname to try and annoy them but they just found it funny and gave one back
by Peerrrrssssooooonnnnn February 18, 2018
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