Poo Crew

To leave human excrement in public and often inappropriate places.

A: Yeah when I found out she cheated on me I poo crewed her mother's bed

B: You did what??

A: Left a slimy great turd under her sheets

by Johann von Hosenschlange November 9, 2011

Poo Priority

(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.

Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!

Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?

Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..

by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011

poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.

Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!

by gatosgirl July 8, 2010

tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poo (human or otherwise).

Some jerk with a dog constructed a tre-poo-chet to defile the front of my house multiple times.

by McKherj October 4, 2022

asoomie poo

a small fluffy animal that stinks the place up once it spreads its legs.

that new cream makes your skin so soft judy, feels just like asoomie poo.

Ewwww! what is that smell is there an asoomie poo in here?!

by likescrack April 13, 2011

mr. poo

mr. poo is somebody very rude in india. who secretly throws monkey shit on your shoes. Then he acts innocent and shows you where the shoe shine is to make profit.

A: somebody just threw shit at my new balenciagas and showed me where the shoe shin is.
B: he's probably a mr. poo.

by joao manoel da roja bolanti October 19, 2021

Poo doo

The act of pinning the weakest friend to the ground and holding his face and picking who’s ass is the hairiest and sitting, bare ass, on the friends face.

Eli gave me a nasty poo doo. I could taste his butthole.

by Buttholebeaver12 December 20, 2024