A real man's programming language, one that doesn't include the poison known as OOP (object oriented programming) and let's you write real code. Superior to C++ in both performance and simplicity, perfect for both beginners and veterans.
Joe: "People say that C++ is fast but I don't really feel it."
Me: "That's because you're writing OOP and using so much of the standard library, the only cure for you is pure C"
Me: "That's because you're writing OOP and using so much of the standard library, the only cure for you is pure C"
by xdcap February 23, 2021
Get the Cmug. by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018
Get the Capital Cmug. Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.
mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!
prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!
prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
by dawg99 December 11, 2017
Get the willie cmug. by hrthrthrt23 November 20, 2020
Get the a b c dmug. by Wordrobers December 25, 2022
Get the C++mug. by Technoskin May 26, 2018
Get the dj x-ter-cmug. 