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Poo-nami

Poo-nami
(noun)

That heart-stopping moment when a rogue turd is already floating, the toilet is clogged, and you know the next plunge will either save the day or unleash a catastrophic overflow of brown poo water onto the bathroom floor.
Staring down the floating log while the water crept higher, I realized one wrong plunge would trigger the bathroom apocalypse — a full-on poo-nami
by butch8069 October 3, 2025
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Poo ass

When somebody calls u at a dinner 20 or more times and at late night when ur tryna talk to hoes
A poo ass Ring..Ring..Ring (picks up phone) Guy 1: hey bro I’ll call u back I’m at a dinner rn guy 2: k. 3 mins later guy 2: you done guy 1: stop u cuck
by Def king December 8, 2020
mugGet the Poo assmug.

Poo In My Shoe

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!
by goongangginggan August 24, 2022
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real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 13, 2024
mugGet the real poomug.

poo

a thing that comes butt hole
i done a poo
by jamie 6 January 20, 2020
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pointy poos

When your poo is pointy
Oh shit dude I had the pointy poos last night.
by How gay art thow November 26, 2021
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pee pee poo poo

pee pee poo poo its like um when somebodys opinion is shit u can use it ig pewdiepie made it famous
omg i hate gamer girs
omg u just said pee pee poo poo ga ga gu gu
by i shided and farded im, gei August 12, 2019
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