Money can buy you bitches and bitches can buy you money. Therefore bitches=money. If you need more help you’re fucking retarded.
I just sold 5 bitches today to someone. They gave me 1 U.S. currency in return so it was worth the trade. The bitches=money.
by Bitch give me money April 18, 2018
Get the bitches=money mug.A parasitic useless hoe of a woman who’s only skills are being a stealthy side hoe, sucking/fucking bare mans, complaining about their pathetic lives while depending on their main man and girlfriends to keep them from homelessness and hunger
They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.
They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.
“Hey you seeing ____ tonight?”
“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”
“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”
“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”
“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”
“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”
“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”
by BBMM u simp hoes December 12, 2019
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Get the Piggly Bitch mug.Like tunnel vision, except for bitches. Typically only affects whipped betas or normal dudes with little experience. They prioritize the opposite sex over shit they shouldn't, like debts owed and promises made to bros.
"Yo, I tried hitting up dan for my money for the third time, and on his snap story he's at the festival with his bitch?"
"You know dan has bitch vision, right? It's his first hot girlfriend."
"You know dan has bitch vision, right? It's his first hot girlfriend."
by K. Soul July 20, 2018
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Get the primal bitch mug.n. The act of boasting about something under the guise of complaining.
v. To boast under the guise of complaining.
The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
v. To boast under the guise of complaining.
The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
In a shameless bitch-to-brag, my tool of a boss told the whole break-room he got hit with the Alternative Minimum Tax this year because of his year-end bonus.
by CLL May 21, 2008
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