Wayman’s Rule

Wayman’s Rule, is the expectation a narcissistic parent should keep that if they severely emotionally abuse a child, or deny their child or teenager personal agency, that parent can expect to one day receive the beating of their lives, resulting in the permanent loss of control of at least one of their limbs.

The loss of limb control embodies a message, emotional abuse is only several steps above sexual abuse in terms of the worst thing you can do with a child or teenager.

For the most severe cases, or in cases where a parent or guardian systemically destroys or compromises a future; it is morally acceptable to break that person neck. Lesser actions include shattering kneecaps, hands, and cracking their skull.

Wayman’s rule is best imposed by the direct victim, but it could be imposed by a close relative with nothing good left to live for. Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule has to overpower all of the people around them, so plan accordingly.

Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule should expect decades of prison time, if not life in prison.

Wayman’s Rule is named after Paul Wayman, a beautiful soul who was emotionally shattered because his mother was selfish he would live a better life than her. He had great positive ambitions which were kept at bay by his own mother’s toxicity. He was chemically castrated by powerful antipsychotic medications which weren’t needed, so his mother and father would have an easier time exercising their narcissistic control urges against him and his sister.
I know of a adult who was emotionally destroyed by his mother, who crafted an image of love and care to outsiders. After realizing this in his 30s, after a long series of uphill battles due to the pain she created in his childhood and adolescence, he imposed Wayman’s Rule on her.
by BreakAndNotKill November 24, 2022
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Rule 33

-I’m scared of him bro

-but what about rule 33
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Rule infinity

the final rule when a person becomes a god/ a leader of all exsictance

it will grant you power beyond reasoning and can only be used once

if used by humans the individual who has used it shall be erazed from exsistance immediately
human: rule infinity *poof*

god: rule infinity

rule infinity: *listens*

god: give me pepsi

god 2:rule infinity

rule infinity: *listens*

god 2: literally destroy all exsistance

*poof*
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Rule 91

A new rule stating "If it exists there is inflation art of it" no exceptions. This rule can be used in many inflation scenarios including but not limited to: Body inflation, Blueberry Inflation, Head Inflation, and many more. This also means if there is not any inflation art to a certain fandom or IP there will be.
"Bro why the hell is there Sonic inflation porn?"

"Oh you mean Rule 91?"
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Rule #237

The social rule that one cannot claim to have a question to ask and then not ask the question.
Me: hey, you have nice abs, can i ask you a question?? Wait never mind....

Kevin: you have to ask. It’s an unspoken rule of social law. Part of our social contract. No saying something and then taking it back before even saying it... rule #237
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The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy
“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”
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Rule 34

A site that shows pornographic pictures and videos of your favorite characters it’s slogan is also the definition of the rule if it exists there’s porn of it
Yo you seen that one girl from fortnite she’s bad as fuck yeah I saw a video of her on the Rule 34 Site
by IFlame January 21, 2023
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