Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014

facebook algorithm

The thing that swayed the 2016 United States presidential elections without anyone noticing it

Geek: Do you realize how the Facebook algorithm is like a milestone in the post-truth era?
Joe: Look nerd, you need to realize that Facebook is like super important to find hot single girls, and if I can watch all my news on there, that just saves my time for more important things, like getting laid.

by Data abiding citizen November 23, 2016

facebook mom

69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs

facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol

by juddily June 30, 2022

Facebook

An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.

Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?

Person 2: No.

by EyeSocketEater April 17, 2022

facebook cowboy

A person that goes to Cabela’s or Bass Pro and buys everything at retail then brags to their friends online. They believe in their mind that they just had a hunt of their life!

Andrew just bought an expensive cooler from Cabela’s and posted about it. He must be a Facebook Cowboy.

by Mathleen February 7, 2018

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 1, 2015

Facebook

A Site Full Of Eh.. Memes.

“I Like Facebook!”

by Cool :D April 25, 2022