friend pusher

Someone who tries to get you to become friends with their friends.

Phil is such a friend pusher. I went to a bar last night to have a quiet drink with him and he had also invited these friends of his he keeps on saying I'll get along with.

by elefb April 27, 2009

Friends with benefits

2 friends that fuck each other or think about it without being labeled as boyfriend and girlfriend. They both care for each other very much, but don’t have any feelings for each other.

Friend~ you guys fuck?

Girl~ yeah but we r just friends.

Friends~ so like friends with benefits?

Girl~ yeah!

by Annoying Bitch March 3, 2018

Friend Shopping

Looking for friends on Facebook. Usually involves looking through your friend's friend list to see who you know.

I went Friend Shopping today and found 5 new friends.

Question: "What are you doing on Facebook?"
Reply: "Nothing much, just Friend Shopping!"

by Whad up SC November 15, 2010

Friend Ladder

On the friends ladder your either at the bottom or the top. The bottom are the people you talk to the least, then the next step is the people you rarely speak to, the next step is the people your friendly with, the next step is the people you say hi to in the hallway but nothing else, the next step is the people you say a few words to in a day, the next step is the people you must talk to in order to make your day enjoyable, the next step is the friends that you sit with at lunch and talk to in the hallway, the next step is your best friends, the next step is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush, the next step is the cuddle buddy/cuddle bitch and the final step is the fuck buddy (very rare to have middle school-high school)

Daniel- Oh my god did you hear that Nicole was moved up to the 8th step on Dylans friend ladder?!

Julia- Oh I know! Yesterday she was on the 2nd step! Funny how everyones friend ladder changes everyday.

by slimshadiex0 November 22, 2011

BEST FRIEND

friends are like bras, they are close to you're heart :)

Girl: who is that?

Boy: that is my BEST FRIEND!

by coolmonkey December 2, 2011

Best Friend

The person who knows you better than any one, but also has the power to ruin your life.

best friend I love you so much.

6 years later

friend I hate your face and I never want to see you again.

by what even is this...like what November 1, 2013

Hipster Friend

A hipster who is a fake friend of an individual who is not a hipster. S/he doesn't want a serious friendship, so if you have a hipster friend, sooner or later s/he will stab you in the back or let you down.

Person 1: That fucker! When I told him I need his help he suddenly disappeared. And now, when I meet him on the street he looks away.

Person 2: Nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.

by bluesmaster December 12, 2012