Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
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Get the crack apple mug.1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
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