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Simp

Verb: to overly obsess over someone in a bad way.
Noun: Someone who very badly obsesses over a person.
Verb:

"That person was simping so horrendously that I couldn't even be within 5 metres/washing machines/alligators/whatever you imperial system users use for measurement of where that person was simping!"

Noun:

"Yeah, that person is such a simp."
by Qpwo_Tpwo March 8, 2023
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A simp is someone who shows women amazing affection and puts her before everyone and gives her utter attention being a simp is proven to heal the soul and make mental health better it is also proven to make the woman fall madly in love with you
He is such a simp!
by Alianaaaahir March 9, 2023
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A simp is a beta cuck who tries to cater to , or gain favour of some group for a cause they don’t necessarily believe in. For example, a man may not believe in feminism, but he’s too much of a cum sock to stand up for what he actually believes in, so instead he takes a knee and tries extremely hard to show said feminists that he is on their side. A true coward, he will even convince himself he holds the same beliefs just to gain favour and attention of the people he perceives to be on the top of the social ladder.
Make no mistake about a simp, because if his country is attacked by Russian enemy soldiers (for example), his gender neutral/feminism/leftist agenda goes out the window and he’ll be the first one to learn how to speak Russian and make Baklava
Look at Jeff simping hard for the alphabet crew, is he afraid he’s going to get canceled?
by WilliamGoldsmith March 11, 2023
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Simp Pimp

A person who thinks they’re “all that” and can pull anyone they want, yet still only wants one person in a relationship.
Darren thinks he can get any girl, but only wants one girl. He’s a simp pimp
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Old simp

Person who you used to simp for
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Simp

A simp is the person who is reading this right now.
Damn you are such a simp.
by Sub2GaminGravy March 19, 2023
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bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️
Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
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