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Night Magic 

A term used to describe what happens when the sun goes down and real-world problems no longer seem to matter.
I'm not sure if it was the alcohol or the night magic, but I definitely want to see him again.
Night Magic by DiscoDelight September 24, 2011

Nightbeat 

A Cavalier's field show also used as a sexual definition:when a male wakes up at midnight with a boner and had the urge to rub one out.
Oh dear god Cody, your blackness has made me nightbeat every night while dreaming about you.
Nightbeat by tpwn July 15, 2011

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe

a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.

boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.

Neimh Mulcahy 

Name assosiated with Local Irish Folklore and going on the lash most nights of the week.

Owns several cats and dogs.
Loves any spirit drink including Rum, Vodka, Mojito. Also partial to WKD and other liquids that change the colour of your mouth.
Queen of Drama and Crazy Notions. When not becoming more shit faced she likes to sleep until drink shows up again.
Legend says if you say her name twice on the night of a full moon she will appear. Then she will insist on playing games old people play such as Scrabble and Rummy Cup.
I was taking the shuttle bus to St Ives I meet a man with 7 wives.....to make a long story short one of his wives had an unsettling glazed look in her eye and threw several ematiated cats at the bus. Her name I'm told is Neimh Mulcahy.

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, or at least most people working on it, that no one, not even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. Let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's (people with Phd's in their respective fields) at CERN, he may be able to help. My dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter