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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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Nelson Middle School

nelson has too much. boys vadalize the toilets everyday with their own shit and piss like wtf? the teachers are always getting fired or resigning. one got fired for sexual harrasement ? the principal is such a w but the school.. bru you cant use the restroom at the first 10 or last 10 minutes of class????? wild. nelson has “fist fights” that look like two rats high fiving too wtf if you're gay, brown, athletic you're good! if not then uhhh gl man. also nelson is a good school im lit js being a little over exaggerating.. nms is a W(only bc of our principal)
Nelson Middle School has the shittiest school ever.
by peppermint !! December 29, 2023
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Lennox middle school

Omg is that a Plie of shit
nah its Lennox middle school
by LilRapist January 18, 2023
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Middle School

A school for kids from 11-14 in the US.
Some celebrities son just went to middle school.
by JohnDoesTech December 2, 2020
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Eckstein Middle School

Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.
Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!
by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023
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Middle-finger puppet

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.
"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"
by Emperor Jimmu October 8, 2008
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Lake Dallas Middle School

Cool high school with dog collar kids and kids who hiss. The concession stands are where kids ruin their lives.Oops.
She hissed at me she must go to lake Dallas middle school.
by fried oreos. October 18, 2021
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