Michael

Michael is one of the weirdest people ever. He’s so moody he can’t even fully understand himself and his switches. One second he’s happy and up and the second later he’s not willing to talk anymore. He’s loyal and handsome and good looking. Michael’s got curly hair and a great smile and he’s also a good kisser. But here comes the bad part: he has no experience about sex and needs a girl wilful to teach him all the tricks she knows, because Michael’s one of the guys who need to truly like a girl to make love with her, he’s not about bed friendship. You girls need to be patient to him, this guy’s got a great heart and will love you to death!

person A: “Michael’s got such a great heart, I wish everyone was like him”
person B: “I know, and he’s also soooo cool”

by dirtydancing67 November 21, 2021

Michael D. Higgins

President of Ireland. 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

“Michael D. Higgins is the best president of Ireland!”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024

Michael Saucing

A prank pulled on a close friend, when you take your friend's semen and impregnate another woman with it during intercourse without her knowledge.

"If you keep Michael Saucing all of these women aI will run out of money paying child support!"

by Runmo February 17, 2023

Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009

Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger

Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.

by Bobster90 May 18, 2015

Michael

A absolute chad who sells birth control pills

Michael sold stuff

by 09292009 April 12, 2023

Michael Gray

A character from the movie series Peaky Blinders. The actor, that played as Michael Gray's real name is Finn Cole, the brother of co-actor in the same series - Joe Cole

- Your real name is Michael Gray.

by sammay BG September 28, 2022