Cagent(last emotion from blue channel)

When you're so utterly lost in your mind you can't escape

I can't see, I can only think, I'm feeling so cagent(last emotion from blue channel).

by Phg2o7 November 3, 2022

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

that song came from tiktok

A phrase used by stupid 7-year old tiktokkers who are annoying af

Me: listens to music
7-year old: tHaT sOng CaME frOm tIktOk
Me: shut up your dad left you

by heniuwnhiuhfbiuwgv January 8, 2023

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

Eatin' Cat From The Back

The art of eating pussy while a chick is doggy position.

Bro, I was Eatin' Cat From The Back last night. My nose was in her asshole but she loved it!

by Shit_patch_boyz January 23, 2023

Joe Watson from bensham

Joe watson (Joe Swanson) is a big faggit that lives on bensham bank in Gateshead. He lives with his mam who gets grinded on by Norman watson (his daddy). He’s popular for rocking damien in a norty grapple just down the road from his gaff. He’s fat and loves shagging women that are on the 12 hr clock.

Joe watson from bensham- the biggest bird

Jude mckenzie-‘Let wer invite joe out to pits he’s a sound bairn’

Jamie Law-‘Na hew hes a big scruff from bensham, hes fckn shite in net’

by Jude the boyo January 26, 2023

I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

by Rajox February 5, 2023