Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Crack Pipemug. by Jakes balls November 20, 2019
Get the I’m on crackmug. by shauna blakney October 21, 2010
Get the cracking on some jimmiesmug. by Bitchesssssss November 10, 2020
Get the cracked out of assmug. When you or your mate/friend/buddy is cracked at fortnite. THIS CAN ONLY APPLY IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE CALLED JUSTIN!!!!!!
Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: Hi..?
Person 1: If you didn't know my friend Justin over here
Justin: Hey!!
Person 1: Is cracked at fortnite my dude!
Person 2: Hi..?
Person 1: If you didn't know my friend Justin over here
Justin: Hey!!
Person 1: Is cracked at fortnite my dude!
by wolfy_girl1007 March 13, 2021
Get the Crackedmug. by Mooootjr February 24, 2018
Get the Crispy crackmug. A fellow that is crack in the head who thinks he is a mac genius and always treat his nephew to eat crab but not his son
by Plate nsjsne July 16, 2020
Get the crack fellamug.