lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017

Catch ya on the block

Catch you later
See you later

Alright man, catch ya on the block

by flossin41 September 22, 2017

breakfast for the block

Cooking, making, cutting or altering narcotics, controlled substances or alcohol with intent for creating a product fashioned in a way meant for distribution and or consumption by the public

"When will those edibles be ready?"

"I'm makin breakfast for the block right now."

by The Scholar X April 19, 2018

Wake up the block

When you shoot and kill someone in the hood

This mf was talkin shit so I had to wake up the block

by zfuhrman27 May 16, 2018

dropped and blocked

When a boy gets what they want from you (nudes,head,sex) and they just stop talking to you afterwards, drops you and blocks you on social media, they no longer need you , they got what they wanted.

She got dropped and blocked by Ryan , that’s peak.

by Peakkk4565 May 31, 2018

You can't block this

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it

Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this

by hellodude2134 January 24, 2019