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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
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anal gleak

What happens at the close of anal sex when the penis is removed from the anus as it attempts to clear the sphincter. During this process and just as the penis is removed anal fluid is gleaked from the spincter similair to when spittle is ejected from under the tongue when gleaking.
After a vigorous anal reeming I slowly pulled my penis out with the anticipation of a mess but to my pleasant surprise it was just a few airborne drops of anal gleakage that landed on my hand.
by WordsMeanFe February 26, 2023
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Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.
Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay
by Slimecraw January 12, 2021
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anal peircings

i got anal peircings.... fuck my life
by cockaflutledoo February 12, 2015
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anal newsome

The fuck tard anal governor of California who is a demonic democrat
California recall of anal newsome but the dems rigged the elections lets go brandon
by Atomdammit January 30, 2022
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Bolas anales

I used some bolas anales on Somebody
by Connor, Cal, David, Antwan November 16, 2016
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Anal

It’s like a box of chocolate you never know what to expect
Girl- that’s the wrong hole
Boy- I know

Anal mean dick going in the ass hole
by Pimp daddy number 1 August 13, 2021
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