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Take a Stellantis

Taking a Stellantis is slang for taking a number 2, due to the terrible cars produced by Stellantis owned companies
Hey bruh, I gotta go Take a Stellantis.
by Vanished_Point June 9, 2023
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Indian Take

When you let someone borrow an item and they don't return the item.
"Hey man, where's your archery bow? I want to take it hunting."
"Bob Indian Took(past tense of Indian Take) my bow."
by RagnarOdinson October 9, 2022
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take a trump

The act of relieving oneself in public, or in a public space, in the night while others sleep so it is the first thing they see and talk about all day long
"I physically couldn't hold it anymore; I had to take a trump when I posted that."
"I barely dodged that bullet; I'ma have to take a trump."
"I’ve been looking for work for months in this economy; I'ma have to take a trump and see what comments I get."
"I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue with their neighbor since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump."
"Ask #Bae first before you #take a trump."
"Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
"Since his breakup, he's always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
"When interviewed by the press, he #took a trump and #clapped back."
At the supermarket: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! Why are you all so #FOMO and so #extra? Do you have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
In: "I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump online."
Woke: Politically speaking - "Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
Thirsty: "Since his recent breakup, today again, he is always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
Clap Back: "When interviewed by the press, the governor #took a trump and #clapped back."
FOMO: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! What the #FOMO you're all so #extra! Do you really have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
Or, No #FOMO you each get one-fifth of #sugar daddy’s #moolah unless you’re three-fifths related.
by writersstrikeback July 15, 2024
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Taking a cock

When someone takes a cock they are laying down with nothing to support them except for their penis
by Ovaljester7820 October 7, 2019
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How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024
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Take Some Free Honey

You would like as many men as possible to run a train on your butthole.
Damn, Kevin posted "take some free honey" grab the lube and let's fucking go!
by moon_cricket August 17, 2023
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Take a Stick to It

Forget finesse; it’s hammer time. When you're fed up with a problem that just won't budge and decide the only logical solution is to metaphorically (or literally) beat it into submission. Usually involves aggressive levels of determination and a touch of creativity
McCarty and Roby stare at the broken irrigation system on the deck.
McCarty: This dang thing's glued shut, I swear.
Roby: (picks up a stick) Sometimes, you just gotta take a stick to it.
Roby smacks the pipe with the stick like he’s auditioning for a drum solo. Water bursts out and they exchange laughs.
by RoflcopteringPotench January 25, 2025
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