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Broxton Park

A K-9 French immersion school in Spruce Grove. For a school in Alberta, it was average, although average in Alberta is abhorrent by international standards. You of course had the teachers who were alleged pedophiles that we never saw the next year because they were quietly let go, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. Ask anyone who went to that school and they will always have something negative to say about it.

One time during lunch period, a classmate of mine went to the sink to add water to their cup of noodles, only to be met with sewage. The water was green, the water was murky, and the water smelt repulsive. I can only imagine what kind of fucked up engineering mishap led to this even being a possibility.

I'm glad that I left that school right as the pandemic hit. I will never have to hear the gremlin children in the hallways screaming at the top of their lungs whatever the current internet brainrot trend is, and I am thankful for that.
Guy #1: Yeah, I went to Broxton Park as a kid.
Guy #2: Dude, I am so sorry for you.
by mikesimons June 18, 2024
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Leffertz Park

Leffertz Park is a park in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, New York, where rebelled child of chabad go to drink and have fun! its a place that sisters aunts mothers who grew up in Crown Heights used to go to hang out!
chaya silverstein: HEY! I am going to be at Leffertz Park at 8:30pm? Are you coming there?
leah gladstein: Yeah Of course!
by chabadjewishchick October 4, 2021
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Amusement park buddy

Guy 1-You gonna take your amusement park buddy to the amusement park?
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019
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daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen
"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'
by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014
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Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in Bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food.
"Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary."
"Ashton park school (APS) mate.
"Bill don't do it he'll probably get bullied and they'll do nothing About it".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022
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Parking lot Grandslam

Is the action of engaging in sex of a fist fight in a parking lot, preferably a Dennys parking lot.
You, me, Saturday at 9. Parking lot grandslam. Loser buys grandslams.
by Pseudomoose December 7, 2020
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telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
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