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Green beans 

“Jeffy, eat your green beans.”
“I HATE GREEN BEANS!” *Jeffy throws the plate at the wall*
Green beans by PhoneGuyYT June 24, 2025

Green Bean

a brand new starbucks barista, or newer barista or who is not good at their job
zoe: how was closing last night?
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!
Green Bean by zoe.jxhnsxn June 25, 2025

Green MAGA 

An astroturf "movement" purportedly working for the bumper sticker "Green New Deal" but voting against things like clean water. Like original MAGA, they are not real Democrats, but paid by conservatives, often from outside the US, to divide the actual Water Protectors and other devoted environmentalists, instead teaming with FreeDumb Caucus members like MTG to protect Russian oil oligarchs.

Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
"What do you mean, there's a definition accusing Green MAGA of being trolls and bot farmed? Let's send 18,000 accounts to swarm this definition and give it a Thumbs Down to prove how authentic we are!"
Green MAGA by the modhatter June 27, 2025

Green Bay Chocolate Cake 

Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.
Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!

Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.

Green Kiss 

A green kiss is when a man kisses a girls nostrils until she sneezes into his mouth and he swallows it.
Yo i gave my girl the green kiss last night
why are you telling me this?
Green Kiss by Narrowkaku August 12, 2025

Green Kiss 

A green kiss is when a man kisses a girls nostrils until she sneezes into his mouth and he swallows it
Yo i gave my girl the green kiss last night
Why are you telling me this?
Green Kiss by Narrowkaku August 12, 2025