rugby douche 

A rugby-playing, self-centered, whore-dating asshole. One step above longboarding douche and two steps above football douche. Usually enjoy getting belligerent at parties and bragging loudly about their crazy drug trips (that probably didn't happen) in the hallways at school. Generally hated by everyone except themselves.

"dude why is that girl crying in the hall?"

"some rugby douche just dumped her because their dates were using up his weed money"

"what a douche..."

"no bro. What a RUGBY douche."

rugby douche by Your ex girlfriend October 24, 2011

piano douche 

A man that plays the piano and sings really gay songs.

Billy Joel is the biggest piano douche I've ever seen.

piano douche by guido#24 July 20, 2009

Dallas Douche

Quintessential under 50 persona residing in D-town. (feigned apologies Detroit and <cough> Denver.) Spot the shallow eyes and boasts about their residence in University Park or Oak Cliff. Recognize the graphic tees/button ups <gasp>, jeans and tasteless designer kicks, i.e. Ed Hardy boys. "It's not L.A., nor NYC, it's Dallas baby." As far as Americans can fall, not bad people, and Texans generally have a leg up . . . but sporting events are not promenades no matter how hard you strut your Douchebaggage, and don't call me bro or attempt to relate to me by casually jangling your leased or lineage luxury vehicle keys.

DD: "Oh, we have one of those in Dallas, it's ok. Where you from?"

Some dude: "I, too, am a Dallas Douche, just taking some much needed time off."

DD: "Yeah, I know what you're talking about . . . but I'm not a douche, and Dallas is where's it's at!"

Dallas Douche by Jasques du Gerard December 2, 2009

bungle douche 

1)derivation of douche bag reserved for the frat kid 2)frat kid as a duragatory term for typical college student 3)an asshole who is also stupid

created by Superion, recorded by Jon Rainer

"Yo man I was so wasted last night that I sprayed hair spray on my balls and lit it on fire, I'm as crazy as Bam,I could have a show. Tau Delt fo' LIFE!"
"No, you're a bungle douche."

bungle douche by Jon X Rainer April 25, 2005

community douche

1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)

2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.

1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.

2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.

community douche by "The Fox" May 21, 2008

franken-douche 

One that does the jive. Thin and green, which a bolt in his head...yet still manages to win the hearts of four lovely ladies.

Franken-douche is awesome

franken-douche by CHEB302 March 8, 2009

croca-douche 

(krok-uh-doosh) -noun

Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.

Methinks I'll sharpen a stir-stick and jab it into Croca-douche's ear canal.

croca-douche by abbycat0 June 19, 2009