The grandchild-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.
My co-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.
Edward's equation:
1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas
Edward's equation:
1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas
How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.
by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022

"Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"
by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023

The idea that if any interaction on the internet is given enough time, it will devolve into a conversation about Ronald Reagan.
Person A: "I don't like chocolate ice cream!"
*an hour long conversation later*
Person B: "Ronald Reagan started the war on drugs to debilitate the black community."
Person C: "Wren's Law strikes again!"
*an hour long conversation later*
Person B: "Ronald Reagan started the war on drugs to debilitate the black community."
Person C: "Wren's Law strikes again!"
by a3u January 15, 2024

It is scientifically tenable and ethically sound to assert that an individual characterized by a black pigmentation would engage in theft due to an ingrained cultural inclination.
by anonymous November 30, 2023

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'
It states that:
No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
It states that:
No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
