Douche Five

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away and proceed to give you the middle finger in your face.

Yo homie give me a five, up high, down low, aah fuck you haha you just got served a douche five.

by imdaboss856 February 10, 2014

Douche salâde

A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.

NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.

Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!

Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...

by Caesar Salâde March 17, 2016

Full-Douche

A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.

Chad is not just a douche, not even a half douche, he’s a full-douche

by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018

douche swarm

A large group of douches that walk around in the halls with their football uniforms. They will usually cluster around or in the gym and spray their axe all over the place to attract more.

Oh god here comes another douche swarm. Hold your breath or you'll be attracted to the swarm.

by spliggyguy March 10, 2016

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

SUPER DOUCHE 5000

(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)

Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.

Person 2: We all know hes not!

Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000

by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010

Douche Canoe

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.

When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.

by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016