Ghost of Eibar

A term used to describe pionel pessi who ghosts against big teams, most notably Bayern Munich. He loves pens, made up awards, the refs, and Eibar!!!

Chad: Leo Messi is such a fraud!
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡

Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him

by IllegalAssBeaner April 1, 2023

ghost cheeks

When you sit down on the toilet and can feel the warmth of the previous occupants butt cheeks

John sat down and was horrified to feel ghost cheeks

by Dont let your memes be dreams November 30, 2016

Ghost Donging

Ghost Donging is the act of pulling your penis out when a picture is being taken of you in the middle of friends or family. This can occur at any time of day. The best instances take place in a bar, sporting event, or family cookout.

Damn, Jimmy was successfully ghost donging in that picture at the Laker's game last night.

by GhostDonging53 December 27, 2010

ghost slut

someone who whore's around, but not alot of people know about it.

he/she is such a ghost slut

by O.G. GHOSTSLUT July 10, 2010

GHOST MOUNTAIN

made the best music out there, shoutout wren

jus listening to some ghost mountain

by U304J20J02N3ONE0Q3U February 12, 2022

ghost herpes

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom

I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes

by cdafox September 22, 2009

Ghost of Houdini

When a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. True to the spirit of Houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.

Jane: Baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016