Fancy Wanking

The act of masturbating or receiving a hand-job while holding one pinky out.

My girlfriend gave me a fancy wanking last night.

by Kaeryn Sinst February 14, 2012

wanking chariot

UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.

He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"

by Ponce April 26, 2005

danger wanking

sitting in ones room, half way through a wank and scream 'MUM!!!!' and you have to finish your wank and clean up before she gets to your room

yeah so hey i was wondering if you wanted to talk about ironing
*in the background* MUM!!!!!
Hey shoudlnt you see whats wrong?

nah is just my kid danger wanking again

by not dannay July 31, 2007

working man's cocaine

Another term for methaphetamine (crystal meth)

Dude I think I'm having a stroke from all that working man's cocaine.

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

working hard or hardly working

similar to are we having fun yet?, a ridiculous and stupid phrase coined by would-be witty people who cannot be funny so they toss around catch phrases they hear.

working hard, or hardly working? ha!

you are an imbacil. we reserve the right to refuse service. we are exercising that right as of now. get the fuck out of my store.

by Tha_Cuddla June 11, 2005

Hard-Working

Giving up a chance to meet Shawn Johnson to go into work because your boss gave someone else the day off.

"Dude, are you going to see Shawn Johnson tonight?"

"Nah, I'm a pretty hard-working guy. I guess..."

by MrDude65 February 15, 2013

Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic

Wanking into condoms cause your a sick cunt

when you cbf cleaning up you wank into a condom, Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic

by GET-OFF-OF-ME May 18, 2011