gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'

by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Fini wobbles

Lit beyond one’s ability to say so. Can not hold themselves up with out swaying or “wobbling”. One might say they are “sober as a bird”

“Bro, I knew you were gone when I saw the Fini wobbles come out”

by Forester select September 27, 2022

fucken wobbly

British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.

I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone

by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017

wobbly waterfall

A really weird sex position where the male, or penetrator, is laying off the edge of the bed so that his penis and torso are still on the bed but shoulders on the ground. The female, or penetrati, inserts the penis into their preference of orifice. The female holds the male with her legs and has full control over how deep of a penetration she would like. The wobbly part is just the dumbass penetrator wobbling on the ground like an asshole.

Guy 1: Yeah I tried doing that waterfall sex move on her but I was so unstable
Guy 2: lol you hit her with the wobbly waterfall

by The Psycho King July 19, 2017

Weeble Wobble

A word to define a woman with a big but it’s that simple

Man she got that weeble wobble, bro do you see what I see

by Ant Diesel January 31, 2020

Daddy-Wobbly-Hat

British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.

Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.

Alternatively;

Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.

by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023