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Warm welcome

A hot musty stench that is observed when a person farts in his/her pants before pulling them down to poop or have intercourse.
Jerry was given a warm welcome as he dropped his jeans to the floor to sit on the toilet.
by David Gent February 11, 2022
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Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.
Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...
by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019
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Welcome to country

Wheres bill?

I think his in the bathroom doing a welcome to country.
by Baggers December 30, 2022
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welcome

me when i am awesome and i thank mr finsh
by me awesome true September 10, 2020
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Welcome to country

The term used for a sentence which has the words 'sorry' and 'thankyou' within its structure.
Sorry about the welcome to country, but thankyou nonetheless.
by Disabled puppy September 13, 2025
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The Moatside welcome

It's been a good night at Jimmies, you have scored and after a phat pizza base trip you are both heading back to your place.

Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.

'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.

Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).

It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.

You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
You can only have the Moatside welcome if you have been in it, or it has been in you
by A3457 April 1, 2020
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Welcome to country

When an Abbo gives someone a proper "g’day" by bashing them up, stealing their shit, or screaming like a feral banshee. It’s their twisted way of rolling out the red carpet. Break-ins, bashings, or a loud-arse yell-fest, all in the name of "culture."
Saw those blokes pull a Welcome to Country last night, fists, yells, and not a brain cell between ‘em!
by ScxllyYT March 9, 2025
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