Weenis Clous

When you are trying to type"Weenis Cloud" but you are really really drunk and you keep spelling it "Weenis Clous" instead.
"Weenis Clous Problems!"
by FistpumpPushupChapstick October 26, 2011
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Weenie head

Weenie head is an insult primarily used by toddlers and highly unintelligent individuals. Weenie head means that one has a tiny penis and only thinks with it .
"Maddy," she yelled, "stop being such a weenie head!!! >:("

"Girls can be weenie heads too. Do not discriminate."

He knew that Trump was a big phat weenie head.
by Xenon_The_Toad_Purse June 25, 2020
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Weeny Bop

Weeny Bop, can anything more be said about it? Its a describing word for everything, yet nothing. Weeny Bop is just Weeny Bop. Perfection in a word. A true WILF.
"God i feel so weeny bop right now!"

"I just weeny bopped her."

"DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?!??! HE WAS SO WEENY BOP!"

"i just LOVE your hair, it's just SO weeny bop!"
by POWEELLLL May 13, 2010
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peeny weeny

A little small dinky so small that even Shonna as a junior in high school will laugh at the small peeny weeny. Shonna likes all dick but even a peeny weeny will make her laugh out loud.
Shonna typically liked to date guys with big dicks, so she couldn't help but laugh so hard when she saw that Nathan had a peeny weeny. It was so small she had to tell all of the girls in student council. Then Courtney was so curious she went on a date with Nathan so she could see if his peeny weeny was really as small as Shonna said. Courtney found out that Nathan's dick was really peeny weeny but she had to suck it because she agreed to go on the date. Courtney ended up having a crush on Nathan so she sucked his peeny weeny every weekend for her entire junior year in high school. She had fun though, and so did Nathan. Every girl knew his dick was small, though, and his nickname became peeny weeny!
by brad1256 January 20, 2014
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green weenie

figuratively taking it up the poop shoot, as in something bad just happened, usually at work.
Man1: "Did the boss just tell you had to work on Saturday?"
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."
by AggieJAG May 02, 2006
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scenie weenies

Dumb scene kid, wanna be scene, what you call any "scene"
Look at those scenie weenies! -points and laughs-
by A Person of atleast 5' tall March 27, 2011
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Weenis Mound

The area of fatty tissue surrounding the genitals of a male. Corresponds to "venus mound" in the female. This area can be exacerbated by extreme obesity.
Good God, is that man's weenis mound protruding from his sweatpants?
by OSCarR July 12, 2010
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