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rat weasel

when you get real drunk and make animal noises while flailing your arms in the arm laying on your back
Anne was acting like a rat weasel last night when she was making strange noises and acting weird.
by ratcatbatmat February 24, 2011
mugGet the rat weaselmug.

line weasel

1. One who cuts in front of you in line at QFC with a shopping cart full of junk late at night when you only have 1 item (typically something you need right away) and typically has no clue of other humans in line.
That line weasel really pisses me off with her 3 kids and shopping cart full of shit...BITCH!!!
by Bryan Tradup August 21, 2005
mugGet the line weaselmug.

Sneezing Weasel

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.
Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"
by ahar April 26, 2010
mugGet the Sneezing Weaselmug.

weasel piss

cheap horrible beer that tastes of watered down dregs
by rhandi bollocks August 24, 2005
mugGet the weasel pissmug.

shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.
"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.
by Agent Elle June 10, 2005
mugGet the shaving a weaselmug.

Sticky Weasel

Sticky Weasels is how Googlemaps makes their Street View pictures. They attach cameras to the back of weasels and then put peanut butter on their underside to make them run around taking the pictures.
I think I'm going to be in a Street View picture! A sticky weasel ran past me this morning
by WifebeaterLuke February 20, 2011
mugGet the Sticky Weaselmug.

spunk weasel

somebody who sucks so much at stuff.
"I just failed to put in a definion for spunk weasel cos I spelt it spunk weisel." "That is cos you are a spunk weasel at spelling."
by Daniel Baker December 13, 2008
mugGet the spunk weaselmug.

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